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Posts: 28 11/17/08 18:12:10	Tags : None (PLEASE read the entire thread before you email LadySpringWolf about this story. The article referred to in this post is from a fictitious town and church designed as satire. It has been taken out of context by other blogs and message boards and has been taken as a real church and situation. It's not, please don't get upset or send LadySpring an angry email. ) I found this on a website and boy did it make me angry! Freehold, Iowa Town Hall voted unanimously this week to enact a zero-tolerance Bible-based ban on Wicca. "Like the hyena and the dog, the Wiccan will mark its territory by urinating or squatting down its MORBIDLY OBESE RUMP and defecating onto the sacred cold ground of any church cemetery near a Burger King™," Pastor Deacon Fred told members of town council. "I tell you this!" he further stated, "You'll know when you stumble upon gooey pile of stinky Wicca dung! There is not enough turpentine in this county to wash their godless poop from the soles of our expensive shoes! It's time we take a stand against these animals, and rid our community of their abhorrent presence once and for all!" Wiccans are easy to spot and they are nothing more than Satanists dressed in baggy clothes with multiple tattoos, piercings, and boy do they ever smell bad! I just want to pound the authers head!!!! Last Edited By: Lady SpringWolf 11/20/08 11:18:46. Edited 2 times.
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Posts: 29 11/17/08 18:33:33	Guess what I found more stuff just like it!! Lady Springwolf I should Wiccans are generally overweight and of pale complexion. If they are not pale, they use powder or makeup (even the boys!) to generate the illusion of paleness or death. Wiccans are given to the piercing of skin as a sign of submission to their master, Satan. Look for multiple piercing and piercing in peculiar places like the nose, cheeks, eyebrows, lips, fingertips, chin, forehead, tongue, and on the shocking devil's tip of the ear! Some Wiccans pierce their genitals as well. If you happen to peek over into the stall next to you and see a urination stream spraying in three directions (to mock the Trinity), it is likely the person is a Wiccan who just had the tip of his penis carefully pierced by his coven leader. (NOTE: Most coven leaders are either Catholic priests or tattoo parlor owners) Wiccans are under a contract with Satan to wear black. It is one of the first things they learn when they are indoctrinated into their cult. You can spot them mostly in leather, lace, black fingernail polish, eye makeup, and lipstick. Some Wiccans even wear black underwear! But since you are a Christian, you won't have to see that unless you capture one. It is a well-known fact that Wiccans only bathe once a month, as such; they have a distinctively unpleasant odor they try to hide by wearing perfumes like patchouli or wolf's bane. Wiccans wear lots of silver jewelry that is never clean. If you see someone wearing rings, amulets, broaches, or necklaces caked with green mold, most likely that person is a Wiccan. Skills: Wiccans usually bring home better grades at school than most of their peers. This is not because they are more intelligent, but rather because they cheat by casting spells and hexes on their teachers. Their master (Satan) is also highly adept at moving their pudgy little fingers in the right direction on a test paper. It is also important to note here that if a Wiccan is sober enough to vote, it will always be for a Democrat. The word "democrat" is closely associated with the word, "demon." Most True Christians® commonly refer to Democrats as "Demoncrats" and already keep a firearm handy during election time, so this information might be redundant for some. Behavior: Most Wiccans congregate in groups that prey on loners. They are generally a quiet lot because they are constantly thinking about new ways to kidnap True Christian® children and drain their bodies of blood. Wiccans like to purchase knives and swords from master Wiccan craftsmen who camp out at Renaissance Festivals (Renaissance Festivals are run by the Catholic Church - LBC Creation Science Vatican Study, 1983, pg 114-127). It's a preference of blade over gun because a good part of their satanic ritual includes a precise cutting of Christian flesh into bite-size Jesus steaks that are oftentimes smoked and cured into what Wiccans jokingly call, "Jesus Jerky." These fat little demons get a real hellish kick out of sitting around their school lunch table, nibbling on Christian flesh while classmates look on unaware. Wiccans are also known to tear out pages from the Bible (especially pages that have red writing on them). They use them to roll marijuana cigarettes into something they refer to as "a joint." The Wiccan Bond To Satan: Most Wiccans will tell you that they don't believe in Satan. Ha! True Christians® know you don't have to believe in Satan to follow him. The the truth is that anyone who is not following Jesus, is following Satan whether they believe in him or not. What many young Wiccans don't know is that, like the Mormon Church, the higher ups (Wiccans refer to them as "Elite Warlocks, Blood Guards, and Litch Kings") keep their flock in the dark about the real Satanic Wiccan agenda. You'd think that by drinking all that Christian blood they would know something was amiss! Sadly, most Wiccans have been placed under a trance by their coven leaders and it's only when they reach a certain level in their training that the trance is lifted, and by then it is way too late for any hope!.
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shadowforce		#2	[url]	[-]
Posts: 30 11/17/08 19:04:03	There was a typo: Lady Spring wolf I should ask not to take this off.
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Seth of Silver Mtn		#3	[url]	[-]
Posts: 151 11/18/08 09:30:34	The only thing I have to say on this is.. "It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speek up and remove all trace of doubt." Seth Seth of Silver Mtn -----When we stop learning we stop living-----
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Lady SpringWolf		#4	[url]	[-]
Posts: 3509 11/18/08 10:21:09 Administrator	ShadowForce, First off there's no reason to get angry about something like this. Ignorant bigotry exists, will always exist and allowing it to control your emotions is exactly what bigots want to do. Secondly, you should NEVER get upset about something until you check it out first. This story would certainly make the news, especially local news for the town. So if you read something like this on a wiccan site, or someone's blog; the first thing to do is a google search for legit news organizations coverage of the story. After doing that, I found no news articles, county or town hall minutes that record such a vote. After doing some additional research, such as looking for this town on a map; guess what? It doesn't exist. There is no Freehold, Iowa. It's a fictional town. My conclusion, the story is not true and is nothing more than an internet rumor to inflame Wiccan's and pagans in general. Additionally, no town organization would be allowed to make such a vote; it's unconstitutional. The U.S. provides for freedom of religion and even the most stupid group of politicians wouldn't take on such a vote knowing it will be challenged in court. The ACLU (which ALL pagans should be members of) would jump all over something like this in a heart beat. As they have done in the past over real situations that are less inflammatory than this. My suggestion to everyone before you get upset or take action on something is to do your own research and really check out a story to ensure it's true and reported/recorded by legitimate sources. Many Blessings - Lady Spring, D.D. Director, PagansPath.com ~ A teacher doesn't teach, until the student is ready to ask the question. ~ ~ A fallen Angel is STILL an Angel ^v^ ~ Visit the Pagan's Path education center @ SpringsHaven.com ~ Help Support PagansPath.com Your Donations help us continue the mission to fight bigotry through education. And visit our Sponsor Store for t-shirts, mugs, grimoires and more. Last Edited By: Lady SpringWolf 11/18/08 10:31:26. Edited 1 time.
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Lady SpringWolf		#5	[url]	[-]
Posts: 3510 11/18/08 10:37:13 Administrator	By the way: It's winter and I often dress in baggy clothes because I'm wearing more than one shirt or sweater to keep from freezing to death. I do have a tattoo; it's a Shaman's tattoo - a "marking" so to speak that I acquired after I was voted in as an elder in my clan. It's a very lovely white wolf with wings above my ankle. And I do have multiple piercings, I have two piercing in my ear lobes. Now I doubt that every person who has more than one tattoo is pagan. And I'm certainly sure that the 4 Mom's in my son's play group aren't pagan as we discuss religion frequently and I've been invited to their Catholic church on several occasion. I've even accepted a couple of those invitations. I think for those who allowed this story, fake as it is, to make them upset; there's a bigger question to be asked. Why did it make you angry? Why did this story, get under your skin and get to you so much? There's a lesson in that which may need to be looked at. Many Blessings - Lady Spring, D.D. Director, PagansPath.com ~ A teacher doesn't teach, until the student is ready to ask the question. ~ ~ A fallen Angel is STILL an Angel ^v^ ~ Visit the Pagan's Path education center @ SpringsHaven.com ~ Help Support PagansPath.com Your Donations help us continue the mission to fight bigotry through education. And visit our Sponsor Store for t-shirts, mugs, grimoires and more.
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WinkleBeam		#6	[url]	[-]
Posts: 169 11/18/08 12:53:15	After reading the article I had one thought: "Damn. All this time I've been donating blood instead of drinking it. What _was_ I thinking."
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shadowforce		#7	[url]	[-]
Posts: 31 11/18/08 16:21:38	OH wow thats wrong. And I guess I got angry because thats not what i am I am ashamed.........
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Lady SpringWolf		#8	[url]	[-]
Posts: 3513 11/18/08 20:20:30 Administrator	Shadow, That's not what any of us are and the story is obviously designed to make people upset. I'm not picking on you here, so please don't feel that way. I have no doubt that others haven't also gotten upset. That article and discussions about it are plastered on many blogs and message boards; so it is more than evident that you weren't the only one. There's nothing to be ashamed of! So stop that. The question why did it make you upset or so angry goes deeper than just "that's not what I am". That statement (and you're not the only one to think it or say it; I read it on a few blog responses I saw today), but that statement suggests that a person needs outside validation and acceptance of who they are in order to feel good or right about them self. And THAT is the real issue. The only opinion about you that matters is yours. If you want to extend that to your spouse and/or children, that's up to you. But beyond that, no one else matters. You define who you are, what you are and what you will be. No one else has the right or power to tell you differently. If you can believe in that, if you can hold onto the strength of your own personal connection to the GreatSpirits than nothing others say, wither fictional or real will ever have control over you thoughts and emotions. Just believe in yourself! You can do it, or you wouldn't be here on this humble little message board sharing your thoughts and perceptions. Many Blessings - Lady Spring, D.D. Director, PagansPath.com ~ A teacher doesn't teach, until the student is ready to ask the question. ~ ~ A fallen Angel is STILL an Angel ^v^ ~ Visit the Pagan's Path education center @ SpringsHaven.com ~ Help Support PagansPath.com Your Donations help us continue the mission to fight bigotry through education. And visit our Sponsor Store for t-shirts, mugs, grimoires and more.
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cherokeegrl		#9	[url]	[-]
Posts: 150 11/19/08 15:55:08	hmmm I can't let it get under my skin as I have far too much ink there already...there's not enough room.... All my tattoos are spiritual as well... ;-) Winkle, what's your favorite? A or B+?
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AnnaKa	From Wikipedia	#10	[url]	[-]
Posts: 1 11/20/08 09:50:54	The Landover Baptist Church is a fictional^[1] Baptist church based in the fictional town of Freehold, Iowa. The Landover Baptist web site and its associated Landoverbaptist.net Forum are a parody of fundamentalist Christianity and the Religious Right in the United States, and of Westboro Baptist Church in particular. The site was created by Chris Harper^[2], who obtained his Master's Degree in English Literature from George Mason University in 1993 after being expelled from Liberty University in 1989 for producing a satirical radio show which Liberty's administration found offensive.^[3] The site is owned by a company called Americhrist, Ltd. The fictitious Landover Baptist Church is a parody of Bible-literalist Fundamentalist, Independent Baptist Churches. The Church Campus is located on a 35-acre (140,000 m²) campus in Freehold. The church claims to have 28 paid pastors, 131 paid deacons, 412 full time staff members, LCA (Landover Christian Academy), LCU (Landover Christian University), 11 fully-equipped chapels, four 2,000-seat sanctuaries, three 5,000-seat main sanctuaries, the world's largest Christian Mall, a Christian amusement park (Landover Bible Theme Park and Red Sea World), a PGA 18-hole golf course, 3 fitness centers, 4 Olympic-sized swimming pools, Landover Village, Landover Towers, Landover Retirement Community, Center For 2 Churches On Every City Block Foundation, Leviticus Landing (An Exclusive Gated Executive Christian Community for Platinum Tithers™), Exodus Acres (Gold Tithers' Gated Community), 27 Developments, Landover All Purpose Multi-Temple, Spa and Resort Center, Fire Department, 100,000 seat amphitheater, 12 Television studios, 2 radio stations, A Christian Circus Camp, Retreat Center for Republican Candidates, 3 Corporate Christian Office Parks, hot springs, 8 cemeteries, and 243 fully certified Christian police officers, all of which are entirely fictitious. The fictitious church grants all authority to its Pastor Deacon Fred Smith, in accordance with its interpretation of http://www.biblegateway.c...romans%2013&version=9 href="http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=romans%2013&version=9" rel=nofollow>Romans 13. When I read the initial post I was suspect of it's validity due to the absurdness. There's that old saying: "Don't believe everything you read/see/hear." Last Edited By: AnnaKa 11/20/08 09:58:21. Edited 2 times.
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